YNWA

The sun went down and the crowd went home
I was left by the roadside all alone
I turned to speak as they went by
But this was the time of no reply.
The time of no reply is calling me to stay
There is no hello and no goodbye
To leave there is no way.
The trees on the hill had nothing to say
They would keep their dreams till another day
So they stood and thought and wondered why
For this was the time of no reply.
Time goes by from year to year
And no one asks why I am standing here

Don't know when I'll be back again...

I honestly don't know what to say anymore.

Last 150k hands:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955717 - Ai pf and me aren't friends, we haven't been for a very long time now.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955719 - Everybody wanna fuck this dude right here

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955723 - I'm the BTN. I have a boat. Sink it please.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955750 - I seriously don't know what this guy was thinking on the turn. wtf.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955744 - Don't believe the hype, topset is never good.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955731 - I've been going at it with this guy, I actually think turn is more than fine.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955738 - River is prolly a fold, but I asked for it with my tiny bet, so it made it a bit more debatable.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955761 - Next.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955771 - This is v sick. HU. SNAPCALL. 43% is more than enough.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3955783 - HU against v laggy villain. He ships it with style.

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting

So I'm back from London, wanted to do a post earlier, but here it is.

London was just as amazing as I remember it, and I really enjoyed having some time off. No floats, no checkraises, no 3-barrels, just vacation. The weather was actually really good with a clear blue sky, although pretty cold. Just walking around the streets of the inner city was a joy. We visited all sorts of touristy places, and also went to two of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants. The Italian restaurant Murano and the fusion frenzy place called Maze. Murano was a small and very intimate place with excellent italian food. While Maze was more trendy with young trendylooking dudes all over the place - it was huge and almost styled like a nightclub, and had a big bar in the center. A bit too snobbish for my liking, mehh. We had a tasting menu with 7 dishes, with all sorts of weird food combinations. The food was great, and it was pretty fun to try all the dishes, but to be honest I prefer the more quiet and relaxing Murano. Food > all.

Being in London we had to go see a premier league match, so we got some insanely overpriced tickets for the Arsenal - West Ham game. THAT was an amazing experience, and the fans was out of this world great singers. Unfortunately the game ended 0-0, but i'd do it all over again, and I can't wait to get back and see some more games in the future.

I took some pictures along the trip:

Squirrllzzl in Green park.

At Piccadilly Circus a filmcrew was in the middle of recording the new Sherlock Holmes movie.

Some clown in Covernt Garden made the audience laugh.

Christiano gets a ticket.

Me freezing like a motherfucker at the Arsenal game.

Emirates Stadium

Picking up some grub.

Chinese New Year at Trafalgar Square

We wanted to try a real english breakfast, so we went to a place where all the local roadworkers went. Care for a bite?

I caught this beautiful yankee on camera.

I played around 10k hands since I got back home, and I can't really seem to shake that brutal variance off my back - But I feel confident nonetheless, my game is getting better day by day, and I think I've spotted some minor leaks I've had the past months. Now I just have to focus and keep putting in more hours, and not slack along the way. I've therefore decided to grind a great amount for the rest of february.

Footnotes: I'm starting to get fat, need more exercise. I will post some hands in a couple days. Untill next time..

Soundtrack of Today: George Harrison - Here Comes The Sun

London calling to the faraway towns

Haven't played as much as I wanted to the past days, but I've had other stuff to do (oh yes I did). The games have been amazingly good lately, but I haven't been able to get some cream, in fact I'm stuck for the month so far. The soft ones keep emptying my pockets, but as I've said many times before, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my game. And you will know my name is jegerrrr when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I'm going to London on wednesday for a week or so with my girlfriend, which I'm looking forward to. Although the weather is the same depressing story as here, I'm sure I'll find London very relaxing after all. I've been there several times before, last time I was there for the Jay-Z concert at Wembley which was out of this world. I haven't found a hotel yet, so if anyone got any recommendations, please let me know, as well as good restaurants or whatnot. I really, really want to go to one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants while I'm there. Food > all.

This week something good happened to me; I finally pulled my shit together and started working out at a gym. I feel like I've been in a fight with The Governator right now. I'm pretty excited about this, and hope I'll be able to keep up my motivation. (I find that really hard sometimes). Working out has all sorts of benefits, and there are hardly any things on the downside worth mentioning. Hopefully I'll sleep much better, get a lot more energy, and be pumped up on dopamine. Aaah.

I will post some hands soon, probably at the end of the month, along with a graph of me doing slalom down the mountain. I hope you'll enjoy today's soundtrack, I've spent hours listening to this song very loud.

Soundtrack of today: The Clash - London Calling

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Today was very bad.

Soundtrack of the year: The Doors - The End

Money jus' a pour like rain

I feel like shit right now, it was alot worse this morning though, but I could really use some sleep right now. Was drunk last night at a birthday party, and I puked on my way home, it was so awesome dude. 24 is the new 14.

It's snowing alot here in Denmark right now, I always enjoyed that. People seem to hate alot on snow. I never understood those haters. Inner peace arrives whenever snow appears, uhmmmm. Yeah, snow is cold - but that doesn't really matter when you spent most of your life indoors like me.

In my previous post I told about a legendary fish and me being on a neverending waitinglist. Well, as it turned out I actually got a seat. Not only did I get to play this psychopath, but along came another legend at a second table. Life was good, fortune was smiling directly into my ugly face, or so I thought. Before I could say "yellow snow 4 u!" I was down 5 buyins. I played those two tables for about 3-4 hours, and was swinging all over the place, I ended down a couple of buyins. Which was very disappointing considering the games I was playing. Those two moneyhating idiots gave away around 10 buyins each, and I didn't get a single piece.

At around 5 in the morning, one of them was still sitting with over 220bbs, but I had to leave, couldn't see straight and had a really hard time keeping my eyes open. I was so incredibly tired, and would probably donk off some more if I had stayed. But fortunately I had a good session the next morning, so that made me feel pretty good, me being results oriented and all. Here's some different hands from the past couple of days, including some against psychopath 1 and 2:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3733814 - Here sicko #1 decides to bet/call the flop with AQ in a rr pot, which I think is a wonderful play.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3733819 - Here I valuevillage myself against the same sicko.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3733834 - Motherfucker yeah.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3733838 - Here Charles Manson decides to barrel me.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3733876 - The king with the axe. K7.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3733881 - The king with the axe makes heads roll once again.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3733896 - Here I get superowned at 2/4. You dig?

That's it for now, I had to leave out some hands for various reasons. Before I leave I want to share this lovely clip with you. Possibly one of the greatest scenes in the history of comedies. "You coming with!"

Soundtrack of today: Eek-A-Mouse - Ganja Smuggling

Like Judas of old you lie and deceive

(Obove picture is the westbank wall which violates international law)

Played around 1700 hands today. Started down a ton. Then I played Domcee for some time HU and stacked him. Then he left. Then along came julie, I stacked him aswell. Then quit. Ended exactly even steven for the day. Ice cold spranklayn danish-water and some Pizza. Ah. Then suddenly, the networks biggest donk dumps in.. (name is hidden for the sake of mohnayz yo) I panic and press the wrong button, unfortunately I end up as number 3 on the waitinglist, and now I've been waiting 3-4 hours to get a seat. Guess nobody got anything better to do.

I'm going to a friends birthday party tomorrow night, so I probably won't be playing much this weekend. But I'm pretty excited about starting up the powergrinding machine on monday. Now I'm gonna get some sleep, goodnight.

The soundtrack of today was written back in 1963 and is perhaps even more relevant today:

How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

Soundtrack of today: Bob Dylan - Masters Of War